Cthulhu for President!

Okay, so we lost the InExOb Vice Presidential election. That doesn't matter, however, because we're gonna win the 2000 Presidental election! Right? Ahem...

THIS JUST IN!
In an attempt to capture the vote from advocates of family values, Cthulhu has decided to wed his long-time staff member Fluxxie. Researchers say this move may well prove to up his standings in the election, especially if they have a child. Here's a computer-generated image of what the magnificent ceremony should look like:

The newlyweds will reportedly honeymoon in R'lyeh.

And now back to our regularly schedualed propaganda:

As we step into a new millenium with a brand new reigning force here in the U.S. of A., we need a candidate that has charisma as well as control over his loyal subjects. Let's face it: this year we've gotten gypped. The government would like you to believe the two humanoids running for office are the best and brightest. Yeah, whatever. I have more intellegence in my pinky toe than the two of them have combined. So Ladies and Gentlemen, I offer you a fair and strong candidate, a candidate who says what he means and stands by his promises. I give you:

CTHULHU

Sure, at first glance he looks slimy and terrifying, but there's much more to Master Cthulhu than that! He's a snazzy dresser and one helluva bridge player! Or is that one helluva bridge eater? I forget...

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Hello Cthulhu!

WEEEEEEE ARE THE CTHULHU MEN!

Screengrab by Kim McFarland

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